Gaffney the Gopher

Gaffney is a gopher from somewhere in the general Teeside area who embodies the Spirit of NeoGaf, giving every game a 10 whilst still calling them 'shite'. Gaffney has encountered much discrimination in his career for being a gopher, with some bigots going so far as to claim that he's not even a gopher at all but is in fact a hand puppet. These people are clearly wrong and probably vote Trump.