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Alice McGleish is Yir Auld Da (John McGleish)'s only daughter (so far), who he managed to completely forget about until December 2015 when she started working at Videogamer following his takeover of the company. Alice is far more like her Da than her frankly pathetic brothers, as she's not afraid to get all up in people's grill if they fuck her off (namely Steve Burns) and will even unleash a Hurricanrana off the top rope. However she's also not quite as much as a prick as her Da, encouraging him to reconcile things with Helen (who's beside hersel') and be nicer to millennials.

Alice and Burns are currently locked in a bitter struggle over who has the better hair at VG Towers, which many fear could bring a second Videogamer civil war.